About CJ

Occasional writer, often wanderer, horrible speller, broken thinker, incessant lover of all things ineffable, Slytherin, neutral evil and serious about it.

You can find her here:
Twitter: @InevitableCJ / @AlwaysHera / @5MinuteAffairs
IG for CJ / IG for 5 Minute Affairs
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CJ Landry is a multi-genre author who has a book of poetry published with her son and two murder short stories. No mystery, just murder. CJ is fascinated by the different ways to torture someone and hide the body and tries to include those in some way in her writing. You can almost guarantee that someone dies in her books.

She is a professional throat puncher and creator of #5MinuteAffairs, a fun little project in which she takes photos of people she sees while out in the world and has a passionate love affair with them in 5 minutes in her head. She’s also deathly terrified of sharks because those fuckers will one day evolve to breathe on land and eat everyone. 

In her spare time, she contributes at InThePantheon.com as the Greek Goddess Hera. Come visit her there and discover how the Gods are handling Zeus’s decree to become relevant again.

She encourages and enjoys comments, questions, and riddles but if you ask her to join you for a GIF conversation, you will have won her heart forever.

Professional throat punching services are also available. Inquire within.